It was only a short taxi ride to Chiang Mai airport. I was first in line when check-in opened, said goodbye to my bag, and quickly passed through security. I tried to get rid of my remaining baht by buying snacks, but decided that I couldn’t be bothered to carry around twenty bags of almonds. Soon it was time to board. The plane was tiny, and wasn’t even half full. I counted nineteen passengers, including myself, which meant I had a lot of room to splay out for the hour-long flight.
After some bland plane ‘food’ we began to descend. The scorched browns and golds of irregular fields came closer and closer. I only counted a handful of cars on the thin ribbon of highway.
We landed in Mandalay, I got my bag, and was assisted in the toilet with washing my hands. An attendant turned on the tap for me, squeezed a bit of soap onto my palm, then turned off the tap and handed me some tissue paper. It was bizarre, but a friendly way to be welcomed to Myanmar. I succeeded in changing my remaining baht, and just as I was leaving the counter, was grabbed by a share taxi driver and bundled in to a van with some other tourists. Once the van was full we set off for the centre.
I was the first to be dropped off. I checked in to a grubby hotel, then went for a walk around the moat and crenellated walls of the palace.
The moat is massive, and it was over an hour before I reached the north side, and the foot of Mandalay Hill. Flanked by two chinthe, I began my slow, barefooted ascent. I passed through a series of open corridors and temples, some of which were inhabited by families, watching tv, doing the dishes, or fixing their hair. I think that’s what they call open-plan living. After an age I reached the top, and was rewarded with a hazy view of the flat city; no monuments or skyscrapers to be seen. There was barely an apartment block, but it was very serene nonetheless.
I hobbled down the 1729 steps, was reunited with my shoes, and then walked around the other side of the moat, where locals were using the outdoor gym, or strolling arm and arm in longyis (long patterned wraps, worn by men and women), with golden Thanaka smeared over their faces as protection from the sun. Some people looked quite vampiric, their faces sallow with the cosmetic, and their lips stained red by the betel they were chewing, but lots of people grinned at me and said “Hello!”
For dinner I had some chappattis outside a mosque, then returned to my hotel just as it was getting dark. Street lights don’t seem to be too common here, so I think I’ll do my best to get back before night falls, or risk the perils of the open drains.
I went up to breakfast the following morning and was immediately invited to join Julie, a German lady, and Galina, an Israeli girl on the next table. I soaked up their tips and anecdotes for Myanmar, then arranged with Galina to hire bikes for the day.
We cycled through a chaotic market, effusing unusual sights and smells. We soon found ourselves in the Gold-Leaf District, and watched young men, glistening with pearls of sweat, pound the sheets of gold until they became thin and malleable.
We then cycled along the river, looking for a Jade Market (which happened to be closed). Instead we met a tribe of children, who insisted on being photographed. They were beautiful, so it wasn’t much of a sacrifice. One man even brought his baby out to join in the fun.
We eventually managed to extricate ourselves, and headed for Shwe Inbin, a grand temple built out of dark, musty teak, and falling into cobwebby disrepair. We then visited the bustling Maha Myat Muni, home to the oldest Buddha image in Myanmar. We gaped in awe at the gigantic 1950s paintings on the wall, detailing how the statue was hauled back to Mandalay after it had been seized by King Bodawpaya. We squeezed through the locals to catch a glimpse of a steady line of men rubbing gold leaf onto the Buddha. Women were prohibited from partaking in this ritual, so instead sat in front of the effigy praying.
We then had lunch and cycled thirteen kilometres down to Amarapura, and the largest teak bridge in the world. I tried to ignore the wide gaps between the slats, creating a strobe effect on the dank water below. The bridge was full of locals, sweeping along in their longyis (or robes if they were a monk), looking down at the men fishing in the water below.
We cycled back, had a rest, then attempted to go to the cinema. No English films were showing, so we walked back in the darkness – a situation compounded by a powercut and a miniature storm, which kicked up flurries of dust before cleansing the air with fat droplets of rain. We made it back safely and said goodnight.
My first impression of Myanmar has been one of wonder. It feels refreshingly different, foreign, unfamiliar, and that’s something I’ve been craving for a long time. People smile here, and want to interact, and even in two days I’ve seen things that are absurd (to me) and made me smile, like a turkey roaming around a kitsch outdoor photo booth, and a cat nestled in a sea of garlic. Everything is new, and that’s exciting.