I stepped off the bus into the sultry humidity of the Saigon afternoon, checked in at the hostel and then made my way to The War Remnants Museum, which documents the atrocities of the Vietnam War. I walked past the American helicopters and planes that stand poised outside the entrance to the main building, and veered left to see the barbed wire ‘Tiger Cages’ – which were used to hold up to five people as punishment. The lurid descriptions of the myriad methods of torture made my stomach turn, and whilst I felt horrified on the behalf of the victims, I couldn’t help pitying the people who inflicted these punishments, who had become utterly brutalised by violence and war. I then entered the main museum and was exposed to devastating photographs depicting victims of Agent Orange. Adults and children alike where dismembered and disfigured, yet many of them smiled through their pain, heroically reconstructing and adapting their lives. The second generation of mutilated victims were a haunting testament to the lasting consequences of war, and whilst today I have experienced Vietnam as a peaceful country, memories of the war will never completely fade. I then moved upstairs, and my feeling of nausea returned as I saw photos of soldiers desecrating corpses, and phials containing the deformed shapes of stillborn foetuses. Despite having studied the war at A Level, it wasn’t until I saw these images and read the testimonies of the people who suffered that I realised the true horror of what occurred.
The following day I visited the Cu Chi tunnels – a subterranean complex developed by the Viet Cong as part of their guerilla strategy. The site was heaving with tourists, but we did our best to follow our guide, Jack, through the throng. In a bunker he showed us a model of the tunnels. He then demonstrated how to use a concealed entrance into the tunnels, hopping into a hole, before raising a camouflaged plank of wood above his head and lowering himself down. I don’t really have the stature of a Vietnamese person, particularly in the posterior, so it was a bit of a squeeze as I lowered myself into the hole. I managed to hide myself, but I wouldn’t have wanted to be down there for very long.
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Then we were shown the ‘booby-trap gallery’. Jack used a pole to demonstrate the ‘folding chair trap’ and the ‘clipping armpit trap’ – evoking shudders and grimaces as we imagined the plight of the unsuspecting victims. Then it was time for the tunnel itself. We filed down a narrow stairway, descending about two metres below ground. It was stuffy, and I tried to suppress the anxiety that was rising in my throat. We stooped through the tunnel, which was only a metre tall, occasionally lowering ourselves further underground, and at one point being forced to crawl. This continued for one hundred metres, and while that doesn’t sound like much, it felt like a long time to be in that environment. I can’t imagine how people managed to conduct their lives in similar spaces, with the added threats associated with war. We emerged sweating into the sunlight, and were glad to head back to the bus.
When we returned to Ho Chi Minh City I walked down to the market. The vast hall was a warren of vendors, much like I’ve seen elsewhere. I bought some cashews for a reasonable price, but decided against the rest of the touristy tat on offer – I’m determined not to have a repeat of the tea-set debacle (though for those following its progress, it arrived home safely). In the evening I offered pearls of wisdom to my team in the pub quiz, securing a respectable third place, before crashing into an early night.
The next day me and my hostel buddies, Franzi and Adam, went to the Independence Palace, where North and South Vietnam were reunified into one country. We walked through impressive conference rooms, furnished with questionable mustard carpets and vile brown chairs, which spewed out the late sixties with vehemence. After surveying the upper rooms we descended into the bunker – which proved highly essential on the 8th of April 1975, when the palace was bombed by a communist spy in the Vietnam Air Force. The dingy rooms were like something out of an old Bond film, boxy switchboards and bulky typewriters stuffed into the cells. We found our way out, glad to see daylight, and admired the industrial kitchen, before watching a documentary about the role of the palace in the war, and how it was eventually stormed on the 30th of April 1975, and the puppet government removed.
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We then wandered down the leafy boulevard, grabbed some lunch, and separated. I went for a walk around the north west of the city, to see the strikingly European Notre Dame Cathedral, and the cavernous Post Office, operating under the benevolent gaze of Uncle Ho. Just as I got back to the hostel, the heavens opened and within seconds, rivulets were coursing down the streets. We watched a couple of films, drank our free beers (it would be rude not to), and made some preparations.
Franzi and I met for breakfast at 7:30, and then contorted ourselves into a minibus straight out of the eighties. Mildly concussed after two hours of bumping our heads as we catapulted over the road, we arrived in the Mekong Delta. We stopped of at My Tho to see the Vinh Trang Pagoda, complete with giant ‘Happy Buddha’ – his raucous laughter almost audible, his protruding belly almost jiggling. We then took a boat across to Ben Tre, where we were shown the process for making coconut sweets, and shamelessly coerced into buying them. Our palates still cemented with the cloying toffee, we were taken to a restaurant for lunch by the water’s edge. We finished our meal and were herded past a bask of crocodiles, which we were convinced were made of plastic until their keeper began to taunt them with meat on a line, at which they snapped furiously. We swung in some hammocks before getting back on the boat and visiting another island, where we tried local honey tea, and held an apathetic python.
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After we’d all taken our pictures we were put onto smaller boats in groups of four, and were rowed under a canopy of leafy ferns. The roots of mangroves arched out of the water, forming claws at the base of the trees. A silence fell, the only sound that of rhythmic paddling and the occasional snagging branch. We soon fell into another tourist trap, and were plied with fruit while we listened to traditional Vietnamese music, which I quite liked. The lilting melodies seemed to meander like the river itself, virtuosically weaving across the pentatonic scale. Then we were shipped back to the harbour, where half of us were sent on a bus to a home stay, and the rest of the group made their way to a hotel.
I had enjoyed my day, but some people in our group complained of the touristic nature of the ‘tour’ (one could argue that the clue is in the name), and were frustrated at not having seen ‘real river life’. After dinner they proceeded to moan that there was nothing to do, to which I suggested that this may be the ‘real life’ they wanted to see. Sitting on buses through small towns, I’ve seen a lot of Vietnamese people lying in hammocks or sitting on plastic stools watching the world go by. Life here is slow, relaxed, and unhurried. This was obviously not the life that the group wanted to see.
We were up at 5:45, and watched the sun rise over the river as we had breakfast. A long boat then took us past homes constructed of corrugated iron, panels of wood, and crumbling concrete stilts. We saw men showering, children eating, and women washing clothes as we chugged along, their daily routines continuing as if they were unobserved. We met the rest of our group at the floating market, where boats laden with everything from pineapples to pumpkins converged. We steered through the chaos, occasionally offered coffee or Coca Cola by persistent oarsmen. We then went to see how rice noodles were made. A woman artistically spread a rice mixture onto a hot plate, forming a crepe which would then be dried on bamboo for two or three hours. Once a disk of rice paper had been formed, it was shredded through a machine into noodles. Thus edified, we boarded the boat once more where we were taken to a garden, and shown trees laden with papayas, jack fruits, dragon fruits, dambian, mangoes, plums and oranges. We were then taken back to the mainland, where we had lunch and were bundled off back to Ho Chi Minh City.
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I had limited expectations of the tour, and as a result didn’t feel disappointed or frustrated by the experience. It would be very naive to believe that a tour, or even a home stay, is a legitimate means of immersing oneself in a different culture. An outsider’s view will always be refracted by language, cultural background, and prejudices. We could have eaten dinner with the family at the home stay, but what if they wanted to enjoy some frog, rat or dog? These are traditional meats in Vietnamese cuisine, but unthinkable to a sterile western palate. Moreover, it seems unfair to expect people to speak English in a country where it isn’t an official language, so the potential for communication with the family is reduced to the visual and indirectly, the superficial – there isn’t a forum for deeper cultural understanding beyond observation. I also think it’s important to remember that most of the time people work, and work is pretty dull. An alternative of the Mekong Tour might be a London Tour, where you can get up at 06:00, crush into the tube at rush hour, have a brittle cereal bar for breakfast, follow a weary and crumpled man into an office and watch him stare at a screen and procrastinate. We saw people doing what they do every day – and yet some of the group expected an original experience. I enjoyed the tour, but I found it hard to do this while being assaulted by the negativity of the others. I did my best to justify what I thought was a perfectly reasonable itinerary, but was met with the circuitous arguments of hypocrites who wanted both exotic authenticity and home comforts.
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